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god

A totalitarian that kills and slaguters tons of people in the bible showing how human he really is. Someone that can be compared to stalin.

Another great purge will be at armeggedon. God is just like stalin, and troskey is like statan.

by left wing king December 31, 2004

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God

An excuse to get away with murder, miscellaneous hate crimes, and a very basic way of thinking for oneself... as in... not at all.

A. "GOD MADE ME DO IT!!"

B. "It was God's will!!"

C. "God hates you." :D

OMGZ!!111one

by Labernyth October 16, 2004

34๐Ÿ‘ 47๐Ÿ‘Ž


God

An all knowing entity, more commonly known by his other name, Google.

I didn't know the answer, so I looked it up on God.

by IncurablyAwesome October 11, 2011

12๐Ÿ‘ 13๐Ÿ‘Ž


god

Fictious character who some people believe is a magic man who can make magic and they usually waste half their life praying to it. Many of these people have been brainwashed by the bible.

"God is sitting on his cloud watching us all & playing his harp", says brainwashed Barry.

by Gav April 14, 2004

37๐Ÿ‘ 52๐Ÿ‘Ž


God

God is the supreme creator of the universe. Some may ask "How could God've been here for all time?" Well did it every occur to you that God CREATED TIME ITSELF? HE WAS THERE BEFORE TIME BECAUSE HE CREATED IT! Does that answer your question?

Another famous question is: "Can God make a rock heavier than he can lift?" If he can, he is not omnipotent, and if he cannot, he is once again not omnipotent. This disproves God's omnipotency, right? Wrong. Man cannot comprehend the values of infinity which are associated in this question. Try to understand infinity (God) making a rock heavier than he can lift (infinity). Infinity + Infity = Infinity.

A mathematical equation should end up differently than the values (2 + 2 = 4, for example), yet this isn't the case with infinity. This question cannot be answered by mankind, therefore, it is a fallacy. In other words, THIS FAMOUS QUESTION DOES NOT DISPROVE GOD.

atheism has slaughtered millions, and that's not in the name of God, is it?

by Proof that the bible is God's perfect word August 10, 2006

63๐Ÿ‘ 96๐Ÿ‘Ž


God

a much debated entity whose "existence" has helped and hurt many throughout Its inception, its followings are extremely similar and subdivided, its followers range from average to zealot, the latter of which tries to impose their unwanted opinions on everyone else, hopefully someday everyone will shut up about god, and those who believe in him will believe in him and those who don't won't, and then pigs will fly and Santa will come with those overdue presents.

believer: hay have i told you of the love of god?

nonbeliever: for the hundredth time yes, and for the millionth time he is not real

believer: *thinks poor soul* i will pray for you

nonbeliever: shut up with the condescending god crap

*fight breaks out , everyone dies and cthulhu's plan to indirectly kill everyone by inventing god succeeds*(couldn't resist the cthulhu thing)

by lucas_D September 15, 2009

18๐Ÿ‘ 22๐Ÿ‘Ž


God

God is the omnipresent being that is used as the base of most religions.

God made the world in 6 days, but one day could be a million to him.

by DUD.SPUD January 6, 2008

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