When the balls, taint and ass crack are absolutely dripping with sweat from any type of physical exertion or extremely warm temperatures.
Clyde came from from the gym with a gooch sauna and wanted me to eat his ass.
This gooch sauna has got me chaffing.
Swamp ass got nothing on the gooch sauna I got right now.
When your fart rolls forward while sitting down and comes out the front .
Waiting in the doctors office, I let one slide out to my surprise,‘‘twas a gooch poof
The odorous fluid formed beneath an obese man's testicles as he lays pipe to an unsuspecting partner in sweltering heat.
That gooch nectar is rank. You should probably get a squeegee for that shit.
The act of cutting your gooche open and letting the blood run into your blood hole.
"yeah, the other night I got bored, so I decided a little gooche letting was in order."
Also known as Swamp Ass. When the area between your anus and testicles get sweaty, the sweat you get is now Gooch Grime.
Friend 1: "Bro, I was playing MW2 so long, I started getting gooch grime"
Friend 2: "Man, that's fucking nasty!"
meaning to tell a lie or stage a hoax, which you then believe yourself and to then panic when you realise the jokes gone too far
doing a gooch - "im going to be on britains got talent"
When the moisture in your downstairs area soaks through your clothing and creates literal drip from your arsehole and gooch. Evident among the khaki wearers. Unseeable for those who wear black bottoms.
After a long hot day (insert recreational activity).....
Jared “bro it looks like there’s a puddle where your ass is supposed to be. Wtf happened?”
Earl “o ya must be the inevitable gooch drippings I get when it’s above 85 degrees. Can I still get a ride home broham”
Jared “ naw bro don’t want your ass juice to soak into my seats. Maybe another time”