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Meatballs; specifically the large Italian type, as opposed to the smaller Swedish variety.
My grandmother was up all night making Guido grenades for my brother Sal's wedding reception.
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A ball or clump of poop capable of being thrown straight from the butt as a grenade.
I went to the zoo and saw two monkeys hurling ass grenades at each other. Then my roommate and I went back to our room and did the same.
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The act of jizzing in ones hand, and then forcibly fisting it into an unsuspecting asshole.
I gave her the rusty grenade last night.. she never saw it coming..
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a bottle of beer, due to its effects on brains.
the game's about to start, toss me a brain grenade Jack.
Heineken or Guinness?
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A simple cocktail of coke and vodka.
Take one can of coca cola, drink it down about a tenth of the way and apply vodka liberally (or to yuppie taste) into the can. As you get further down, add a little more, a typical hand grenade will have contained about 4 shots (and a good 2 others spilt on the floor) when drunkenly poured and drank correctly.
The term handgrenade comes about because as you top it up you should be left with a near pure shot of vodka with a tint of coke at the bottom, blowing you away.
Best enjoyed with a fine vodka like Absolut. Absolut with lemon if you're kind've fruity.
This club's prices are fuckin' ridiculous man. Let's go for a couple hand grenade's and come back, then maybe someone'll look pretty.
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When a fat ugly chick gives you a blow job.
It's like eating a whole pineapple without peeling it.
Yeah, it feels horrible.
Example 1: "Man yesterday I got so fucking drunk I got a Grenade Blowjob, now ma junk hurts..."
Example 2: "If my friends ever found out I got a Grenade Blowjob, they wouldn't talk to me anymore. LOL"
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a sexy blonde italian girl who's the complete opposite
of the "jersey shore" grenade, she's a total guidette.
this girl has a banging body; awesome boobies and
is a fucking AMAZING person! dont mess with her.
she dont take shit from people. she'll scrap with you
anyday! shes a total milf and got all the boys calling
after her.
Nicole is a total anti-grenade, she's super sexy and everyone love how good she looks.
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