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"Heather" Rose is a type of stupid. The type "Heather" is derived from the ancient Greek art of moronism. Usually used to refer to a female, but can sometimes be used for transsexuals.
Oh damn, that Heather Rose sure is creatively stupid.
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To lose ones erection by viewing vile, disgusting pictures of grotesque naked women, or looking upon the large rear side of a bent over woman. A sure cure for making a hard on disappear in an awkward moment. Such pictures and other stimuli can be found useful and is first step in treating prolonged Viagra and other erectile medication side affects.
Patient: "Dr Phil, I woke up after a night out and hitting hard on the Viagra and now I can't get rid of my wood. Should I come into your office or to an emergency room? "
Dr Phil: "Before you come down to the office or emergency room. I want you to try something that we in the medical profession commonly refer to as a Rose Ann Barr Naked - Also known as Rosie O'Donnell naked. Otherwise known as a Cow Heather, or just a f#$&ing cow.
What you need to do is, try walking down East Carson and find a fat ass cow to ogle. If you don't want to leave your home then sit on your couch and turn on the television and watch The View. Watching that cow Rosie O'Donnell should alleve you of your erection. I know it always does for me. If that doesn't work, then we have other less invasive methods we can try. Such as going to the local frozen yogurt shop and viewing a few hogs, I mean cows there. Anyway, good luck."
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an absolute Mad Fucking Lad, a truly unexplainable person.
the guy from the brother was an absolute Jaidyn Heather
Suburban slang (see “being a Karen,” and “being a Linda”) for (a) constantly being mean to your spouse when unprovoked ; (b) appearing angry with your spouse in public for inexplicable “reasons;” or (c) intentionally knit-picking your spouse in public, primarily because you believe it’s funny to emasculate men in public.
You were being a Heather when you made fun of your husband at the party last night - he was so embarrassed when you said he didn’t know how to fix anything without paying a handyman.
The best ibf ever, I love her so much she has literally saved my life, I don’t know what I would do without her
Heather Quinn wash is the best Ibf ever.
Was given a mean girl's first name and a cutesy-girly middle name, so she goes by both for a good balance. Kinda klutzy, but good at sports as well as the arts. Sarcastic sense of humor and basically perfect.
Heather Grace showed me how to balance a soccer ball on my head, AND taught all the words to Hamilton.
Pau is the cutest and most caring boyfriend ever with the cutest most most wholesome smile ever what will always calm you when you‘re sad, and the most beautiful body that I adore much, He‘s a very sexy boy and he‘s character is very kind, loyal and amazing in general, you can laugh with him all the time, he‘s the best you can ever imagine.
‚Pau is heather‘ means that every part of pau is perfect and made of gold