Heather Rose

"Heather" Rose is a type of stupid. The type "Heather" is derived from the ancient Greek art of moronism. Usually used to refer to a female, but can sometimes be used for transsexuals.

Oh damn, that Heather Rose sure is creatively stupid.

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Rose Ann Barr Naked - Also known as Rosie O'Donnell naked. Otherwise known as a Cow Heather, or just a f#$&ing cow.

To lose ones erection by viewing vile, disgusting pictures of grotesque naked women, or looking upon the large rear side of a bent over woman. A sure cure for making a hard on disappear in an awkward moment. Such pictures and other stimuli can be found useful and is first step in treating prolonged Viagra and other erectile medication side affects.

Patient: "Dr Phil, I woke up after a night out and hitting hard on the Viagra and now I can't get rid of my wood. Should I come into your office or to an emergency room? "

Dr Phil: "Before you come down to the office or emergency room. I want you to try something that we in the medical profession commonly refer to as a Rose Ann Barr Naked - Also known as Rosie O'Donnell naked. Otherwise known as a Cow Heather, or just a f#$&ing cow.

What you need to do is, try walking down East Carson and find a fat ass cow to ogle. If you don't want to leave your home then sit on your couch and turn on the television and watch The View. Watching that cow Rosie O'Donnell should alleve you of your erection. I know it always does for me. If that doesn't work, then we have other less invasive methods we can try. Such as going to the local frozen yogurt shop and viewing a few hogs, I mean cows there. Anyway, good luck."

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Pau is heather

Pau is the cutest and most caring boyfriend ever with the cutest most most wholesome smile ever what will always calm you when you‘re sad, and the most beautiful body that I adore much, He‘s a very sexy boy and he‘s character is very kind, loyal and amazing in general, you can laugh with him all the time, he‘s the best you can ever imagine.

‚Pau is heather‘ means that every part of pau is perfect and made of gold

Heather

A girl that breaks hearts and takes names. A lover of Chic-Fil-A, she betrays her friends by not tattooing chicken minis on her dewy skin. Heathers are like the beginning of a “tale of two cities”: She was the best of times, She was the worst of times. Heathers are dangerous.

Heather told me she was going to get a chicken minis tattoo, but called me a safety cone instead.

Heather

a woman who is a cracker

person 1: omg look at that cracker

person 2: yeah that's Heather

Heathers

The greatest movie you will ever see, littered with the most amazingly quotable quotes you will ever hear.

Emma: Have you seen Heathers?
Meredith: Yeah, who hasn't?
Emma: Laura hasn't.
Meredith: No way! She's missing out on the best film of all time.
Emma: I know right!

Heather

I don’t give 2 fucks about what your name means on here.

Damn that’s crazy heather don’t give a fuck about my name ?!