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Helmet Sticker

A reward for a job well done. Generally when a guy makes a great prediction or great comeback to an insult, he should be awarded helmet sticker. Sould only be used for special occasions.

Originally a helmet sticker was a team decal given to a player that made a great play. Generally players with a lot of helmet stickers are really good players. Originated at the Ohio State University by coach Woody Hayes and trainer Ernie Biggs in 1968.

Guy 1: Dude, I told you the first time I met that chick something wasn't right about her.

Guy 2: Yeah too bad it took me 6 months to figure it out

Guy 1: Shoulda listened to me.

Guy 2: You deserve a helmet sticker for that one.
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Guy 1: I got that chick's number

Guy 2: She's a 9 your a 5, you deserve a helmet sticker.

by shutterA March 11, 2010

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gladiators helmet

The act of putting your testicles on anothers eyes and running your penis down theyre nose resembling a gladiators helmet

My girlfriend in bed has a sexual preference for a gladiators helmet.

by BigDaddySaul February 5, 2014

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Chrome Helmet

A special, shiny device that one wears on their head to protect them so that they can live to be retarded for one more day. Inury free and all.

She is pretty 'dee-dee-dee', she should wear her chrome helmet at all times.

It puts the polish on the chrome.

by L-A-T July 19, 2009

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purple helmet

any large aggravated appendage located in the lower abdominal area...(male)...we hope...

by crap magnet May 25, 2003

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Dyke helmet

A woman who wears flannel and sports a mullet

Hey look d.j.'s going hiking with her dyke mullet!

by mooseknuckles November 13, 2002

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Helmet-Pie

When a man jizzes in a girl's (or guys...) hair and they don't wash it out. They walk around with white cum all over their head, that is a helmet pie.

For our anniversary, I gave Jen a helmet-pie, I think she looks good in white

by Kohanim March 9, 2004

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helmet slurper

A raving nosher who enjoys the action of licking aggressively the sudject's beef bulb. The licking action will make a moist slurping sound.

Steve noshed down on Jack hard, He loved it the dirty helmet slurper....

by Paulie a May 27, 2007

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