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A truly incomprehensible moment
Guy 1: A meteorite is coming right towards us!
Guy 2: Holy Ballista!!!
Guy 1: Did you see that huge joint I rolled?
Guy 2: No...
(after seeing)
Guy 2: Holy Ballista!!!
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An expression used for when something really amazing happens to you on a spiritual level.
HOLY MALAZ! That meditation was out of this world! I totally left my body.
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An exclamation of epic, holy, cakeworthy proportions.
Nathan: Dude. Miley Cyrus was just crucified for being Satan.
Chandler: HOLY JESUSCAKES! THE WORLD HAS JUST BEEN CLEANSED OF THE SCOURGE OF THE EARTH!
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Similar to holy f**k but less crude , more laughs
Holy heck ! It's Godzilla !
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In a relationship, where the female goes on a retreat (usually with the church), and returns in a condition of near abstinence.
This condition is curable over time.
Freshman Friend: "Yo man how longs it been since you got a BJ from your girlfriend?"
The Man: "Dude, its been a while, since the retreat. Ever since, shes been in Holy Mode."
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An expression of great surprise! Can be used to substitute nearly any surprise word and is guaranteed to surprise your friends. Origin is that of a student who is a "blessing" to have in class.
"I just got blumpkin!"
"Holy Crappalooney!"
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Friend: Ew! There’s a huge pile of turds in my backyard! I don’t understand, I don’t have a dog.
Me: Oh, that’s holy crap!
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