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hooking for pole

When a woman goes out and gets men to buy her food and drinks before deciding which one is best suited for her one-night stand.

Sally's got 5 drinks from 3 guys in the past hour. She's really hooking for pole tonight

by Kouklavis December 28, 2011

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Crab Hook

When a guy grabs his nuts and shapes his index finger into a hook shape then inserts the index finger into a perons mouth and yanks to the side like a fish hook.

Billy gave Junior a nasty Crab Hook

by liae July 28, 2009

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Hook Nose

A person with a big nose, has lots of money made from who knows where, also known as a jew, always picks up pennies. and have sex through sheets.

The Hook Nose jew picked up that penny on the ground.

by Coldcoy November 26, 2007

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poo hook

A poo hook is performed by taking your finger and massaging it around the anal sphincter enough so that the smell of it is noticeably present on it. From there, you sneak up behind the unsuspecting victim, quickly slide the tip of your finger in the corner of their mouth, and pull on it like a fish hook.

Mike was acting like a total douche, so I had John distract him, got ready, and totally caught him off-guard with the poo hook. He said the smell was unbearable, and I was proud.

by Balok of the Fesarius October 2, 2008

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Hooking up

Depends where you are from, its different for different states, even different cities. In Vermont it means having sex, in Mass. it means anything but sex and in Maine it either means hanging out or a one night stand deal depending on what area your from.

are you guys hooking up tonight?

by ellenaf April 3, 2007

159๐Ÿ‘ 139๐Ÿ‘Ž


The hook method

When you put your thumb in her vagina then hook your pointer finger around in her asshole and put them together

"Hey babe lets do the hook method again"
"Okay just don't pinch so hard this time"

by Kram Mailliw June 11, 2017


Captain Hooked

The act of a woman giving you a blow job and then secretly slipping her finger in your but and curling her finger in a hook shape so you can't pull it out while doing her best impression of captain Hook.

Everything was going good last night until she Captain Hooked me.

by Mr.funster February 19, 2018