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*Lucy Lawless doesn't need to drive. Her destinations come to her.
*It was Lucy, not Queen Boudicca, that defeated Rome back in the day.
*Lucy doesn't need to worry about wearing Red or Blue in L.A.- both the Bloods and the Crips know better than to mess with her.
*WWF/WWE's Chyna could lift the 280 pound champ over her head. Lucy can do this with one hand, and was thus banned from wrestling.
*Lucy doesn't go through menstration. The eggs are too scared to come out.
*She tried to cut her own breasts off, to make it easier to fight. Realizing her breasts were too tough, she now sharpens her sword on them.
*Lucy is unable to have sex, unfortunately. The one guy that she tried to sleep with got ground up like hamburger meat.
*When Lucy visits Alaska during the summer, the sun sets.
*Lucy can touch M.C. Hammer.
*When Captain Planet signed off saying "the power is yours!" Lucy said, "no shit sherlock!"
*The creator of Wonder Woman met Lucy many years ago, and thus got inspired to create the character of Wonder Woman.
*Lucy can convert normal Bacardi into 151 by touching the bottle.
*In the club, lucy doesn't get accepted into VIP. VIP gets accepted to her.
*Those who think women are the weaker sex have not encountered Lucy yet.
*Chuck Norris has challenged Lucy to a fight before. Not wanting to crush his ego, she declined.
*Also, she knew such a collision of powers would break the space/time continuum, so she opted out.
*When Lucy goes to the mall and walks into Saks, the manager pays her $200 to wear the new pair of Seven Jeans.
*When Lucy orders a drink, the bartenders tip HER.
*In Las Vegas, Lucy doesn't pull the slot machine lever. Tokens simply spill out when she walks by.
*Lucy talks on her cell phone during a movie.
*Lucy has caught Bin Laden.
*Everyone knows all of our T.V. show's signals travel to outer space. The reason all lifeforms steer clear of earth is because they have heard Xena, Warrior Princess and do not want to get owned.
Lucy Lawless got accepted to Haavard, and didn't go. Why you ask? Attending would only make her lose brain cells.
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Hot-ass asian porn star. Big mouth. Big tits.
GOD DAMN that Lucy Thai is fine.
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Person 1 "did you see how pale that girl was"
Person 2 "Yeah she's such a Lucy Maidment"
To say a person is pale/white/albino
A confident, courageous, resilient young woman who started out as a duckling and is now transforming and growing into an independent swan.
I knew that girl was going to be a “Luci Goosi” ; and now she has the world at her feet.
A beautiful girl who all the boys want. Known around the country for her good looks, attitude and sass.
Clever when she wants to be, but modest.
Lucy always stays juicy.
"Woaaah look at that fine piece of ass over there"
"Daaayyuuum, that girl must be a Lucy-Beth"
1. A female actress from New Zealand, born in the suburb of St. Lukes in Auckland. Came to prominence after a minor career in Europe with the role of Xena, in "Hercules" and her own titular role. Like most admired gay icons, Lucy Lawless is heterosexual. Currently head of Board of Govenors for the Starship National Children's Hospital of New Zealand.
2. To expose one's breast accidentally at a sporting event, as per Lucy's performance at an ice hockey game.
1. "Hey, who's that tall girl next to agent Scully? Hey, it's Lucy Lawless!!"
2. "The question is, did HJanet set it up, or was it a Lucy?"
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Best known to television audiences as Ling Woo, the raging force of political incorrectness on Ally McBeal, Lucy Alexis Liu has managed to cross over to the big screen in such features as Payback and Play It to the Bone.
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Born to Chinese parents in Jackson Heights, NY, on December 2, 1968, Liu grew up speaking both English and Mandarin. After graduating from Manhattan's Stuyvesant High School, she earned a degree in Asian languages and cultures from the University of Michigan, where she also studied acting, dance, and voice. Liu's first professional job was playing a waitress on Beverly Hills 90210, something that led to more substantial work on various TV shows, including a regular part on the TV series Pearl.
Liu's biggest breakthrough came in 1998, when she was cast as Ling Woo on Ally McBeal. She had originally auditioned for the role of Nelle Porter, which ultimately went to Australian actress Portia DeRossi. David E. Kelley, the show's producer, was so impressed with Liu's audition, however, that he created the role of Ling Woo specifically for her. The character was initially supposed to be included on only a few episodes but proved so popular with the show's audience that Liu was made into a regular cast member.
Unsurprisingly, the actress' increased exposure led to greater opportunities on the screen and after playing supporting roles in such films as Payback and Molly (both 1999), she moved on to more substantial work in Play It to the Bone and the Jackie Chan martial-arts period comedy Shanghai Noon, which cast her as a princess who has been kidnapped from her emperor father. In 2000, she also was cast in perhaps her most high-profile role to date, when she was chosen alongside Drew Barrymore and Cameron Diaz as one of the titular crime fighters in Charlie's Angels: The Movie.
With the exception of a small role as an inmate in the Oscar-winning film Chicago, 2002 brought little recognition for Liu -- Cypher, Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever, and Party Monster with former Home Alone star Macaulay Culkin went virtually unseen by the general public. 2003's Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle placed Liu firmly back inside the spotlight, though she was somewhat overshadowed by the toothy blonde glint that is Cameron Diaz. Luckily for Liu, she was given the chance to shine quite independently when Quentin Tarantino cast her as the deadly O-Ren Ishii, AKA Cottonmouth, in Kill Bill Vol. 1 (2003).
Lucy Liu starred in Kill Bill Vol. 1.
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