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MY HEART’S A SEIZIN, MY LUNGS A WHEEZIN

When a mid evil peasant eats a nice loaf of rye bread and when HOLY SHIT I’M BLASTING OUT OF BOTH ENDS! MY HEART’S A SEIZIN, MY LUNGS A WHEEZIN, THE FUCKING WALLS ARE MELTING?! I CAN HEAR SATAN’S VOICE! HE’S TELLING ME TO… INVEST IN APPLE?? WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?! WHY DOES HE WANT ME TO BUY APPLES?!

Yo dude where did the rye bread go?”

MY HEART’S A SEIZIN, MY LUNGS A WHEEZIN!

by GenosCyborg September 4, 2023


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Trump Lung
An appropriate nickname for CoViD-19, aka the novel coronavirus that has led to a worldwide pandemic. Named after Trump to mark his monumental malfeasance which will result in at least hundreds of thousands of deaths in the U.S.
Bob's in the hospital, he caught a case of Trump Lung.
by Apostle of Carlin April 05, 2020

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by random_boiz October 26, 2020

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sinner lungs

A person who cannot inhale too much smoke or their lungs will burn

"She was coughing up a storm while smoking hookah"
"Probably has sinner lungs"

by shawermona November 19, 2015


cum lung

A condition you may experience if I go down the wrong pipe, but still orgasm.

I knew she was a cum dumpster that required cum lung.

by midikurlips March 21, 2019


lung cramp

hitting/smoking/inhaling herb and experiencing pain in the chest.

i hit that mendo purp oil hash so hard off my new bong filled with ice extra long i'm feelin a lung cramp when i smoke. it has lasted for days .

by harry prince October 16, 2011


Colgate lung syndrome

disease associated with people who always have that mouthwash smell in their breath.

Her breath always smells like mouthwash, I think she has the Colgate lung syndrome

by BPTRY July 27, 2020


street lung

street lung is a cough most commonly associated with homeless people who smoke, sleep outside in blankets with lots of condensation or bacteria. street lung can be contagious because often times common influenza and street lung run hand in hand. if you think you have street lung, don't worry it doesn't last too long.

Hey kevin, I think I have street lung.

by street lung April 5, 2019