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(a.k.a. WMU) a university in kalamazoo, michigan with over 26,000 students. noted for its aviation, engineering, and education programs. judith bailey, the current president is incredibly disliked by most students and faculty. the schools colors are brown and gold and the mascot is the bronco, personified by 'Buster Bronco.'
"You go to Western Michigan University, huh?"
"Yeah."
"Oh. That's cool."
"Yeah. It is."
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When a female is eating her supper, and her male partner approaches unexpectedly from behind and gives her the butt sex.
Bob the parakeet must have found out he was a man tonight. Rosie went to the food bowl to eat and Bob pile drove her in the ass. My man was going to town on her. I never seen that before. I think he pulled A Michigan bird bath on her.
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1: A top university if you’re looking for a good path. It was founded in 1855 in East Lansing, Michigan. There is mascot is known as “Sparty”. As the title of thr bame suggests, it’s.. well.. a spartan.
2: WAAAAAAY better than Michigan University.
3: Great for parties
4: Lots of good sports
5: An overall great college.
It’s an extravagant place, great one, and it’s also a nice place for hanging out and dancing and for frat parties.
Person 1: “I’m excited to get into Michigan State University!”
Sparty: “OH HELL YEAH!
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When you apply a pair of ski goggles onto your partners face, then proceed to spray fart with your butt aimed directly at their eyes. When they take off their goggles, they will have what appears to be a silhouette of the Michigan Bug Shield
Did you see Zach when he woke up? Janet totally gave him a Michigan Bug Shield last night.
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1. A phenomenal university located alongside Michigan's capital city of Lansing, this school is for the well-rounded student who is looking for a fantastic education, great employment opportunities, and an active and friendly student body--basically the overall "student experience" plus a kick-ass campus. They also have well-recognized and nationally ranked graduate programs in research, law, and all 3--yes 3--of their medical schools. Don't believe it? Here:
"A dynamic and diverse academic community, MSU offers all the vibrancy and excitement you'd expect from one of the most comprehensive campuses in the United States. With an extensive array of high-quality undergraduate, graduate, and preprofessional programs and resources, there's a perfect academic fit for everyone. Outside the classroom, students make connections and feel at home through a powerful network of close-knit communities and inclusive initiatives--including more than 500 student organizations and a range of support services. Undergraduates, as well as graduate students, work side by side with accomplished faculty on research and creative projects and benefit from interacting with other outstanding students from a variety of backgrounds. In addition to the largest single-campus residence hall system in the nation, MSU offers an active Greek community and living-learning communities that bring together students with similar majors and interests to live and attend classes. MSU students benefit from being part of a proud Spartan tradition and myriad on-campus activities and events--including Big Ten athletics and acclaimed performances and productions--as well as life-changing opportunities for study abroad, service learning, and community engagement."
-The American Association of State Colleges and Universities and The National Association of State Universities and Land-Grant Colleges
I got into U of M and was offered a scholarship when I applied for their undergrad program. I also got into U of M when I was applying for medical school. But since I at no point wanted to become an asshole, I still chose Michigan State University. So every U of M prick who thinks MSU students were just too stupid to get into U of M, or wishes they went to U of M, think again. We all just didn't want to become petty bitches and associate with any of you.
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A "second tier" public university in Ypsilanti, Michigan, Eastern Michigan University (EMU) is renowned as the number one producer of quality K-12 educators in the midwest. EMU also boasts excellent nursing, educational leadership, art, graphic design, dietetics and health administration programs, as well as most standard baccalaureate degrees. Eastern is also home to the most robust online education program of any four-year institution in Michigan, and possibly the midwest. EMU has an average enrollment of 23,000 students.
Despite its prestige in certain areas of study, the current university administration is intent on running any semblance of academic development into the ground by investing in a doomed division I football program, trading academics for (unlikely) success in the athletic arena. Recommended that you avoid until the board of regents gets their head out of their ass and realizes that Eagle football doesn't mean shit to anyone at EMU, let alone prospective students.
School principal: "I see here you were educated and certified at Eastern Michigan University. You're hired!"
EMU Grad: "Sweet!"
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The act taking a shit in ones mouth and proceeding to face fuck it.
Chris took a hot steamy shit in Shirley's mouth and then fucked her face. The Michigan Lean Pocket was thought up by three bowling alley workers on a league night while thinking of what to do to some of the bitchy league members
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