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HIT OR MISS
I BET HE DOESNT MISS 🅱️U🅱️?
you got a 🅱️OY FRIREND I BET HI DOESNT kiss YA????
MWAAA *KISSING MY LIGMA LEG*
HE 🅱️ONNA FIND ANOTHER GIRL AND HE WONT MISS YA
TRUMP: LIGMA
ME:
HIT OR MISS
I BET HE DOESNT MISS 🅱️U🅱️?
you got a 🅱️OY FRIREND I BET HI DOESNT kiss YA????
MWAAA *KISSING MY LIGMA LEG*
HE 🅱️ONNA FIND ANOTHER GIRL AND HE WONT MISS YA HIT OR MISS
I BET HE DOESNT MISS 🅱️U🅱️?
you got a 🅱️OY FRIREND I BET HI DOESNT kiss YA????
MWAAA *KISSING MY LIGMA LEG*
HE 🅱️ONNA FIND ANOTHER GIRL AND HE WONT MISS YA
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Southern Miss is the nickname for the University of Southern Mississippi. It's the best university in the state, lacking the rednecks at MSU and the rich rednecks at Ole Miss. Too bad Ole Miss lost Eli, because that's the only football team they could have beat USM with. And as for Miss State, Starkville should be deleted for Mississippi all together.
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When something good (an opportunity) is missed, most likely due to the persons rather apparent noobness.
Zie: I had a penis, she had a vagina, bloody missed opportunity.
Ebo: She had an orifice that would've fit perfectly around my penis, yet I only realised it after she dumped me.
Mike: Wow... missed opportunity buddy, maybe next time you'll notice that your girlfriends nostrils are perfect for your meat faster.
Nikki: "I entered a definition for 'missed opportunity' on Urban Dictionary, and all i could think of was definitions relating to sex. I had all these good ideas later on but, if only I had waited, damn irony."
Tanly: "That's isn't irony, foo."
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A desperately ugly woman that cant get laid due to having a face like a grieving cod.
"Shes so desperate to get laid"
Yes, "she does Miss Johnson badly" the ugly swamp donkey.
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1) one of Jim Henson's muppets. She is a self-centered, dramatic diva. She is also a pig.
2) a person who is a self-centered pig, or a dramatic diva. Someone whose behavior mimics Miss Piggy's.
3) a person who looks like Miss Piggy- in other words, they are extremely fat.
"Matt, once and for all, you don't have diabetes. Stop making shit up just for attention, Miss Piggy."
"Is Slack whining again? Hey, Miss Piggy, stop being such a pathetic drama queen!"
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When one conjures up an excuse of sorts to get out of an unenjoyable event. You can "miss the bus" on dentists appointments, weddings, birthdays, school dances, or say swim practices.
Leesa: I missed the bus on Emma's party, but its okay it looked lame.
Izi: Are you going to the football game?
Rebecca: No, I think I'm gonna miss the bus.
Tori: It sucks that you weren't at setbuilding, we had so much fun.
Charlotte: Darn it, maybe I shouldn't have missed the bus.
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