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A special rain slicker worn while masterbating to deter any errant cum strands.
Also refers to a condom worn only to jerk off into.
Whoa, whoa, hold your horses there tiger, lemme get my jerk jacket on first!
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The act of standing in a circle with a number of other fellow jerkers, each tenderly stimulating the penis of the gentleman to their right while singing as many verses of kumbaya as possible before ejaculating about three teaspoons of peace and love all over the floor. At this point, it's useful to have a shamwow on hand to clean up.
Overall, this is just a great way to spice up those weekly spiritual retreats that are in danger of becoming "too vanilla" (i.e. spiritually frustrating).
Whilst the left hand is free, feel free to express yourself. Maybe tickle an asshole or two, or perhaps you could fondle someone's scrotum. Don't be shy, really explore yourselves and each other, and don't forget to have fun.
"Hey guys, I need my consciousness raised, along with something else - let's do a kumbaya jerk!"
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A jerk circle is performed when a group of guys form a circle and jerk off the person to the right of them. Sometimes there will be a woman in the middle of the circle.
Did you see Jackson last night? He was caught up in a jerk circle!
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We see the real inception of this term with the creation of the movie, The Goonies which debuted in 1985. This term was coined by the character known as Mouth, and was played by Corey Scott Feldman. The line was simply yelled by Mouth, when the Fratelli's were catching up to The Goonies in the caves.
Mouth: "Senior Jerk Alert!"
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Turtle Jerk is when someone is giving a handjob and covers the head of the penis so when the male ejactulates cum wont spray all over. It's named after the handforming a shell, as in turtles having shells.
Now Sandy, be smart. Turtle Jerk me. I mean, this is a new couch...
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When you reach from behind and through your legs in a bent over fashion with one foot propped up upon an object such as a table or chair.
My mom totally caught me busting out a Jamaican Jerk last night.
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The art of flipping a bed over onto the poor bastard in it. Then jumping on top of the bed and seeing how long you can stay on top and keep riding your "wave" (the twisting, curseing person under the bed). Jumping up and down is also A-O-K, just don't touch the floor. Else you have to start over.
Well the Jerk passed out on the bed.. So Brett decided to go "Jerk Surfing" and flipped the bed over onto the Jerk; and jumped on top of the mess.
"Hey get out of my bed you stupid hippie" I yelled and still they laid there. So I did the old jerk surfing move and made sure to jump extra hard onto the bed. Dam smelly hippies.
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