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When a woman has a five o-clock shadow on her beav before her next waxing.
"Girl, I think it's time for a Brazillian, you have a poon shadow."
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When a girl is on all fours and you can see her ass and vagina from the back.
Dude I asked that volley ball chick for nudes and she sent me a poon moon shot.
Yeah I asked her for some also but she just sent me a shot of her vag and it was beet red, like she was abusing it.
An epic journey for as many sexual encounters as possible in the previously determined time frame.
It was once again springtime and Jack was about to embark on his annual poon safari.
An all-singing, all-dancing parade of all things vagina. those involved are, of course, almost all women. usually occurs when Nicholas Sparks releases a book, or when there is a sale at a JCPenney, Macy's, etc...Mosh pit-like atmosphere can ensue if sale is over 25% off.
"Dude, the entrance at JCPenney was packed today...total poon parade, must've been a sale there."
When a womans vagina is so small or tights it's difficult to have intercourse but feels good once you get it in.
Did you hear? Jackee's got that skeeter poon, chad couldn't even get in.
Pronounciation: \poon schway\
a:(noun)
The practice of strategically arranging women in different locations of a club so as to maximize your potential of getting laid. It is crucial to the success of Poon Shui make sure the women are oriented away from each other, so as not to see you macking up on all of the other babes.
b:(verb) Aligning the genitals of your sex partner in a straight line opposite a television. This permits the male to simultaneously watch his favorite show while breaking off a piece. In the sixty nine variation, the genitals are closest to the television for the same effect.
a: "Rick had so many bitches at Midnight Rodeo Saturday night that he had to Poon Shui them so he wouldn't get cock blocked."
b: "Dude, Tracy was in the mood last night but the Cubs game was on. I had to Poon Shui her so I could catch the ninth inning."