Pope John Paul II

A dead famous guy that we really should care bout cuz people day every day.

(Person 1) Pope John Paul II died dude!
(Person 2) So what James, Tommy, and Eric were all gunned down just 3 days ago and no one gave a shit bout them.
(Person 1) Dude you're gonna go to hell for that.
(Person 2) Fuck you and that dead fuck.

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does the pope shit in a funny hat?

An answer to a question with an obvious yes.

It's a splice of two phrases
Does a bear shit in the woods?
Does the pope wear a funny hat?

Interviewer to a rock star:
-Have you had sex with groupies?
Rock star:
-does the pope shit in a funny hat?

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It's not like I kicked the Pope in the balls.

When someone does something wrong but, relatively speaking, it's not that bad.

Becca: Jim, you can't talk that way to old people.
Jim: It's not like I kicked the Pope in the balls.

Pope John XXIII High School

A school that prevails for people who are hardcore Catholics, don't smoke weed, and generally reside in fagoland. Everyone else is fucked for 4 years.

"Uhh pot?"
"Uhh Drug tests"
"Um Pope John XXIII High School."

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Teaching the pope how to play darts

Just chilling, killing time and doing nothing in particular

Friend 1: Hey bro, what's good?
Friend 2: Oh you know, just teaching the pope how to play darts

You want to get it the poping

it means do u want to fight cause we can fight right now come lets fight

marie i hear u wamt to fight me and saying shit if u want to get it the poping we can get it the poping

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The Holy Pope Gabriel Mary Saint Josephine

A very large plump albino dwarf. Who’s favorite activities involve eating kids, taking part in family barbecues, and baptizing babies for a little too long.

John: No! It’s The Holy Pope Gabriel Mary Saint Josephine! I’m going to die!

The Holy Pope Gabriel Mary Saint Josephine: Do the Thug Shaker ©!