prison yank

When someone grabs you by the balls and gruesomely yanks them as hard as they can. This can result in either an extreme case of blue balls or a ripped appendage altogether.

Fred: Why is Jeremy holding his fucking nuts like that?
Alfred: He got prison yanked for ratting the boys out.
Fred: I hope I never have to experience that.

Prison Wallet

Your asshole, and used to store personal belongings in prison, maybe even more ;)

"Yo mane, I still got a shank in my PRISON WALLET."

prison sneeze

Prison Sneeze- when a person who has spent a considerable amount of time in prison sneezes and shits themselves.

Jerome prison sneezed in the car , which made the drive home from the weekly AA meeting uncomfortable.

Prison Puppy

A prison puppy is a child that is birthed while the mother is incarcerated.

Jerry: "Shawty, your kid is mad annoying."
Dave: "Yeah girl, get your prison puppy under control."

Rubber Prison

A slang term for condoms

Before they had the sex, he had to pop on a rubber prison to stop them having any pesky little unwanted babies.

Prison Scrunchie

Pulling on a mans sack while hittin it in a cell to get him to tighten his asshole

I heard Ryan gave Gabe a Prison Scrunchie Last Night, he kept everyone awake screaming

soviet prisoner

A big obese teddy bear that has fecal manner rubbed over it. Included with bloody toenails, love for children under the age of 2, keeps his "stash" inside him, and has some clammy hands. Oh did I mention it has a neck beard with a crave for saucy sausages. Often has some cheeky cheese under his manly foreskin to protect from all the mango worms and maggots and faggot sex, and gaping capers whilst residing in the USSR prison located at moisty mire

My dad used to be a soviet prisoner
Same but mine loved kids under the age of 4
I'm 3
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