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When you own airpods but don't use them
Air pods owner: can u turn that down? Its really loud
Non air pods owner: no sry i dont own airpods
Air pods owner: thats fine,... Can u maybe just use ur headset instead?
Non air pods owner: ok we get it... U own air pods
Im coming out of the closet! Im homosexual. I love my new air pods privilege
When your friend Cobra gets things in games more than or before everyone else.
A: "HE GOT ANOTHER EYES ARE YOU KIDDING"
B: "DAMN I just need one for my title come on"
A: "Cobra Privilege!!"
A more polite or subtle version of the phrase ‘birthday sex’, suggesting sexual favours or attention from one’s partner.
“We’ve both been working a lot lately but I’m hoping Sharon will give me birthday privileges tonight”
"Child privilege" is when a child or teenager uses their child privilege to get what they want. Also referd to as child request
Super effective
Mom can I please have $20 for a new sweater, pleeeeeeeease!? I'm your child.
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This child privilege method works because it's your fault there here , and losing $20 isn't that bad. Atleast there not asking for $50 right?
Just like pretty privilege it’s just for gingers/redheads only
I have redhead privilege
Darwin and Gumball watterson held a council meeting determing that your actions have caused you to lose your penis privilege. They now commence the celebratory cutting of the penis.
The council has deemed that you lost your penis privilege. Your cut date is in 2 moons.
Colored privilege provides people of color the ability to discredit/ discriminate white people without consequences, straight up denying what they are saying is racist.
Jerome: “White people are the root of all evil!”
Peter: “That sounds pretty racist honestly…”
Jerome: “You can’t discriminate the oppressor, im exercising my colored privilege”