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A game that sadistic assholes play where the goal is to try to bruise someone's, usually a male's, nipple by twisting or pinching it.
I layed down an old-fashioned ass-whooping on my friend after he gave me a purple nurple.
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I couldnt eat her out because she had a purple taco.
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The color purple when it is metallic.
Person: "Metallic purple is a groovy color."
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when u stick a jolly rancher in a girls vagina and eat it out until your tongue turns purple.
last night i gave your mother a purple tongue, haha.
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4. Nickname for rookie running back Adrian Peterson of the Minnesota Vikings.
The Vikings beat the Falcons thanks to a 60 yard pass reception and run by Purple Jesus.
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A term that is used to descibe a even split in a state between democrat and republican voters.
Ohio is usually a purple state in Presidential Elections.
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A drink alternative offered in lieu of Sunny Delight. Nobody really knows quite what it tastes like because of how often it is overlooked. It resides in the back of the refrigerator and is usually offered as part of a long list of other beverages that will always end with Sunny D, whereupon all those present get excited and invariably choose the Sunny D.
Only one person is ever documented drinking the purple stuff. He was a little fat kid with glasses wearing a "No Fear" shirt. All of the more althetic kids got in front of him a drank the entire bottle of Sunny D. He was left with the purple stuff. He drank some... and was never seen again.
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