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Retard Rage

When a downs syndrome person gets mad.

Scientifically proven to be three times as powerful as the rage emitted by a person of regular intellect.

Retard Rage has been known to be particularly deadly when combined with Retard Strength.

Newspaper headline:

SHOP OWNER MURDERED IN RETARD RAGE ATTACK

A 39 year old New England shop owner was killed yesterday when the downs syndrome man he was serving became enraged over the price of eggs. SWAT officers were called when the arresting officers realised standard steel handcuffs were not enough to restrain the retard rage.

by Don Strongo May 29, 2010

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Rage Shit

Verb
To be angered so far beyond your breaking point that you are compelled to drop trou, spin around, bend over and aim your asshole at whoever is causing this stress and open fire a bird shot blast of hot brown liquid rage at them.

After waiting for 2 hours and being ignored by the staff at the urgent care, I lost my shit. Literally. Receptionist told me to please have a seat and be patient. I said I’ve been patient for 2 god damn hours and went off on a rant, ending it with a spray of mud as I rage shit at her before angrily waddling my wet slippery ass on out of there.

by TheWierdo May 19, 2022


rage-stage

The period in which one is angry at a friend, but he/she knows it will only be for a while to blow off steam.

"Hey you guys are talking again?"
"Of coarse! I just needed to have a rage-stage"

by Caitlyn_Doleman December 19, 2013


Raging Semite

A Jewish man's nickname for his penis and/or erection. Considered to be largely an ironic term, as anyone who is familiar with Jewish penises knows they are remarkable only for their LACK of size and firmness.

Dan: Hey baby, want me to introduce you to my raging semite?
Naz: That's disgusting. No.
Dan: So you're saying you're an... anti-semite?

by Marbury965 April 16, 2011

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Register Rage

Noun. The barely-contained fury that swells up within you while waiting in line at Wal-Mart, Walgreens, Publix, etc. when some dumbass decides to use all their partial foodstamp checks to buy 80 different items.

I just had some serious Register Rage at Wal-Mart....why do foodstamp people take so long for chrissake???

by Danger Truelove September 18, 2012


sauce rage

When you receive the wrong sauce from your takeaway order from McDonald’s. usually you have ordered nuggets with a side sauce that you love, and when that sauce isn’t there it puts you into a rage. This manifests itself as complaints, requests for entire order refunds and general rage.

I went into such a sauce rage when maccas fucked up my order last night.

by Brendanthornley July 15, 2021


raging mongrel

uncontrollable, sizable erection

'crack a fat'

its like a massive raging bull in ur pants

(me) "I wonder what happens to emos when they
get a raging mongrel inside those jeans?"

when McLovin saw the blonde chick he cracked a raging mongrel. he tried to cover it up but was unsucessful

by crobsy October 18, 2007