Reverse Diarrhea

When you go take a dumb/crap/shit and your shit hits the water hard enough so the water ends up going up and the water touches your ass.

Bob: Well my day is ruined!
Jack: Why?
Bob: I had reverse diarrhea
Jack: wtf is that?
Bob: Its when you go shit and your shit lands in the water really hard and the water splashes against your ass.

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reverse gerbilling

Reverse gerbilling is where a person tries to insert themselves into a gerbil's anus.

Very often has explosive results.

When Raoul heard the small muffled explosion and saw Manuel covered in gerbil guts, he knew he'd been reverse gerbilling again.

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reverse blumpy

when giving a blumpy the reciever (or blumpeé) donkey punches the blumper (the giver). When they're out cold, the blumpeé turns around and takes a dump inside they're mouth. when the blumper wakes up it is fun to see how long it takes for them to realise what is in their mouth isn't what it was a few seconds ago.

NB: do not donkey punch while the penis is in their mouth beacuse getting knocked out forces you to bite down hard.

last night it took jane 30 seconds to realise she was giving des a reverse blumpy.

last night i didnt know i was giving a reverse blumpy cos it tasted the same.

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Reverse Racism

Just a excuse for white people to be racist towards people of color

Racist: Ah yes, “cracker”, a racial slur against whites. Reverse racism at its finest
Others: reverse racism don’t exist

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Reverse beef

When someone incites beef with someone, only to claim that the other person was starting the beef.

“Bro, Danny just reverse beef’d me after he said I was the one starting beef even though he fucked Kelsey.”

Reverse Yankology

To have heard the "Weird Al" Yankovic parody of a song prior to hearing the original version of the song.

When I was a kid, I heard "Amish Paradise" by Weird Al way before I had heard of "Gangster's Paradise" by Coolio. It was reverse Yankology.

reverse tacobell

The insertion of something that replicates the feeling of spewing and sputtering flaming hot liquid-solid matter from ones anus back into the anus.

the lack of hand washing brought upon a sensation that reminded me often long nights on the toilet after Taco Bell. Hence reverse TacoBell