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An obviously incorrect attempt at typing a questionably difficult word to ensure spell check verification.
1: I read your correspondence. corsersrf
2: Doesn't that sentence need some punctuation pncntlbss
(:safety spell)
When you turn the volume off on your guitar before unplugging or placing down so your ears arent assaulted with feedback.
You can tell a new from an experienced fiddler by their axe safety.
The act of urinating before embarking on any journey/activity to minimise the likelihood of being caught short or the need to urinate interrupting your activity. An especially useful tool for young children.
"I'm going for a safety wee before the film starts - I don't want to have to miss anything!"
Anal Sex with a woman.
In reference to the second worst STD; unwanted pregnancy,
This method is somewhat more safe than risking children
Woman "have you got any condoms"
Man "No, its alright; we'll have a safety shag"
Safety Car Merchants are drivers in Formula One who often use the safety car to win races, or in rare cases, World Championships. One notable example of a safety car merchant is Fraudstappen, who robbed the 2021 championship off the back of a fraudulent call during a safety car from world class robber Michael Masi. Fraudstappendogs claim this championship is legitimate, even though it wasn’t.
Fraudstappendog: MAX IS MY FAVOURITE DRIVER!!!!
Person: Your favourite driver is a safety car merchant
A construction company that enforces strict safety rules having sold out to the insurance carrier for a cheaper premium
The general contractor on that project is a safety whore.
A safety shaft is an alternative to a car seat. All you need is a dick and a bit of motivation. When there is no seat available, head for your safety shaft.
Where do I sit?
Use my safety shaft!