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lots of pleasure
it doesnt matter what the weather
when a dick goes into the vagina
make sure you go where no one can find ya
when a guy gets horny
just dont let it get corny
and dont forget to use protection
a condom is a good suggestion
so dont mistake me
sex is a great thing
and go on ahead dont keep waitin'
ohbaby! i want you so bad!!!
c'mon hunnie get right on top of me while im still horny!!
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characteristic of one who can be sexy without even knowing it
Shawn B. ......even though she looks like a cat. Oh well......
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How you were created.
Kid: "I just walked in on my parents having sex!"
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So, you have a fetish for cats, eh?
"Here comes Evil Tim! Get the anal-lube quickly so he can purchase it fast and get the hell outta here before he rapes my cat!" - Chemist
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Did you hear Zeus got laid last night? Aphrodite is a tiger in bed...a really sex god.
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errotic pleasure between
1. a woman and a man, involving vagina and dick,
2. a woman and a woman, involving a vagina and anything they want to put in it, or
3. a man and a man, involving a dick and an asshole.
1. Girl: "I'd take you in my bed, then we would start kissing and our bodies would become closer to each other and I would begin to kiss your neck, then id take off your shirt, and id feel your torso and make sure you really were ripped. Then you would take off my shirt, and id help you with the bra, and youd caress my boobs as I pulled off your pants so that I was on top with you in your boxers. Then I would strip down and be totally nude and shaved, and I would slowly put my hand down your boxers, stimulate your dick, then take off your boxers. Holding your dick you would insert into my vagina, making sure to lightly graze my clit, and you would slowly but surely ease it in. I would hold my breath as you caressed my hips as I came down on you, and you pulled me closer so that we were very tight together, me lying on top of you. I would hold your shoulders for support and thrust my hips forward, being sure to help your dick hit my front wall so that I’m breathing heavily in excitement. We go faster and harder, in and out and your adrenaline is pulsing as we heave. The climax rises for both of us and we both feel the orgasm coming, but we don’t want it to end, so we slow down, breathing hard and catching our breath. then we re-arrange and im half-kneeling and your getting it in doggy-style and this new position hits you and me both in a new way and we bask in the pleasure that rises as you put it in. and out and in and faster and faster until we can't take it any longer and i fucking scream as you cum. we collapse together and hold on tight as we replay the passion and slow our breathing. ya... then we'd be done."
Guy: "thats hott sex"
2. Carrie had sex with Lindsay last night to turn on Joe and Bryan, isnt that retarded?
3. Phil had sex with Paul because they were life partners and loved each other.
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Something I learned about in Catholic Schooling.
Priets like to have sex with little boys. I like to have sex with big boys. Guess, I am not a good Catholic anymore.
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