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squat mattress

A girl who will fuck for a place to sleep that night.

"She's a dirty squat mattress."

by Rasputin August 24, 2003

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diddly-squat

It's shit in essay language

Teddy: Is my dick big?
Dan: No you diddly-squat.
Teddy: That was a joke. diddly-squat? Why the fuck can't you just be normal you brainless idiotic bonehead!

by CrustyBoyo666 August 1, 2020

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sorority squat

basically a position where someone draws attention to their butt on purposely, usually for a photo it is usually done by squatting at the camera and then bending down so the camera can see their butt, but they still have pants on.

the person did a sorority squat for there picture down below in the image you will see someone farting well doing a sorority squat

by arson_investigator August 29, 2021

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Frog Squatting

The act of squatting down on someones face until they croak.

I am going to be in serious trouble because of frog squatting.I Frog Squatted my girlfriend last night and now i cant get rid of the corpse.

by monkey juice July 18, 2009

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barn squat

an abandoned barn that mostly bums live in or kids go to to smoke weed

Ted:"Yo zach, wanna go chill in the barn squat?"
Zach: "ya d00d i love squating, im proabbly gunna live sumwhere like that when im older."
Blair: "fuck that, lets just smoke in my room..."

by tedmetsfins42 January 21, 2009

2๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Deep Squat

A Deep Squat is a guy who all the girls swoon over, but he isnt actually funny, his genitals are withered by steroids and he cant bend over to tie his laces let alone do a deep squat. He flirts with whoever he can and in particular likes to get into the knickers of girls with a boyfriend, and get to know the guy at the same time, intimately. He wont stop at anything to bed a woman after he has started. All round a nasty piece of work.

That Deep Squat is such a tosser, he gave everyone in the office herpes

by Pliskinsnake December 14, 2010

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Squatting Bull

Action similiar to an indian at a pow wow dancing around the fire getting ready for war. He gets himself all intense but intead of going to war he absolutely piss pounds a girl and takes her anal virginity...

The chief gave the young girl a squatting bull to pop he butt cherry!

by calven March 19, 2003

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