Squeeze my Hog

When one is in the act of squeezing their own hog

Fed: "Bro, what are you doing"

Greek: "Hold on let me squeeze my hog, COME HERE BOY LET ME SQUEEZE YOU"

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ball squeeze jeans

jeans that are way to tight on your balls. Extremely aparent to.

canibis casey - holy shit check out my pants

space turtle - yea dude they look tight on your nuts

canibis casey - yea these are my "ball squeeze jeans"

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my main squeeze

Your best friend, home skillet, buddy for life, homie home dog, home skillet biscuit, friend for life,usually of Mexican heritage, around 5 feet tall, often named Andrea because you guys are BFFS and he/she is the real MVP. All in all, your uber duper extra best friend.

Yo that girl Andrea is my main squeeze, we been friends since all the way back in 2010

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Squeeze the Breeze

Rolling up the wind of a moving car to reduce the wind in the back seat.

Hey man I'm freezing, squeeze the breeze!

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ball squeeze jeans

jeans that are way to tight on your balls. The new jeans canibis casey bought from old navy.

canibis casey - holy shit check out my pants

space turtle - yea dude they look tight on your nuts

canibis casey - yea these are my "ball squeeze jeans"

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squeeze one out

When you attempt to urinate or defecate due to the current convenience of a rest room and knowing that access to one will not be available for a long time there after.

(On a road trip)
"OK, we are making a rest-stop at this gas station. This is your last chance to use a rest room for 300 miles"

"I don't really have to go, but I better squeeze one out while I have the chance'

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Go-Gurt squeeze

When a guy gets his actual dick flattened, and then proceeds to get a blowjob.

Wife:Honey! It's time for your daily Go-Gurt squeeze.

Husband: yes honey.

*loud sobbing along with dick flattening noises