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When one is in the act of squeezing their own hog
Fed: "Bro, what are you doing"
Greek: "Hold on let me squeeze my hog, COME HERE BOY LET ME SQUEEZE YOU"
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jeans that are way to tight on your balls. Extremely aparent to.
canibis casey - holy shit check out my pants
space turtle - yea dude they look tight on your nuts
canibis casey - yea these are my "ball squeeze jeans"
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Your best friend, home skillet, buddy for life, homie home dog, home skillet biscuit, friend for life,usually of Mexican heritage, around 5 feet tall, often named Andrea because you guys are BFFS and he/she is the real MVP. All in all, your uber duper extra best friend.
Yo that girl Andrea is my main squeeze, we been friends since all the way back in 2010
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Rolling up the wind of a moving car to reduce the wind in the back seat.
Hey man I'm freezing, squeeze the breeze!
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jeans that are way to tight on your balls. The new jeans canibis casey bought from old navy.
canibis casey - holy shit check out my pants
space turtle - yea dude they look tight on your nuts
canibis casey - yea these are my "ball squeeze jeans"
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When you attempt to urinate or defecate due to the current convenience of a rest room and knowing that access to one will not be available for a long time there after.
(On a road trip)
"OK, we are making a rest-stop at this gas station. This is your last chance to use a rest room for 300 miles"
"I don't really have to go, but I better squeeze one out while I have the chance'
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When a man named Tiziano, happens to have floppy titties and you go up to him and squeeze them (firmly grasp) with your palms
Yo let’s go give Tiziano the ol’ fashioned Tiziano titty squeeze