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When females do something that is not the same with guys.
Girl talking to another girl: “OMG GURL UR GORGEOUS IF YOU HAD MEAT I WOULD EAT IT UP🤤🤤”
Guy talking to another guy: “MAN I WANNA SLAP U IN THE FACE WITH MY MEAT”
Girl: “EWW what the hell?”
Guy: i’m sorry ma’am now would you like turkey or ham?” -double standards.
Doing a double standard is the process of gaming and stoking at the same time.
Hold on a second guys I'm practicing my double standard technique.
something that bitches uses against men
"you cant hit me i'm a woman" as double standards
A fuck out the back, or in the car park.
Person 1: Can you let me off the bill, please?
Person 2: Sure, but standard contract will apply.
If perception is that you are belonging to a group that is targeted and harmed, regardless of your true state of being
Though we now know they werent a witch, the perception of the time was that they were of witches. By the bonfire standard, they were equally likely to harmed as if they truly were a witch.
The time zone everyone on Earth is on due to the pandemic. All of time seems to be mushed and nobody can remember the day.
Two friends texting in late 2020:
Friend 1: "Omg I just thought it was Tuesday."
Friend 2: "It is Tuesday!"
Friend 1: "OMG haha wow. See I got confused cause I had two similar events today and yesterday."
Friend 2: "You must be stuck in Pandemic Standard Time"
Also called PST. Used to define the non-proportionality of time while self-isolating at home during the COVID-19 Pandemic.
I don't even know what day of the week it is anymore. March lasted for 6 years, April exactly 6 minutes and May 6 seconds. It's like we're following some kind of Pandemic Standard Time!