something a 13 year old says after being beat in valorant *i learned this from personal experience*
kid1: i fucked ur mum last night!
kid 2: no u godamn didnt, go suck ur own dick autistic faggot!
King Of Sucking Dick Is Ronan/Marco.
If You are Friend with him you better safe guard your dicko.
On May 13th Guadalupe gets on her hands and knees for Joseph’s dick.
“Lupita you know what day it is right?”
“Oh you talking about-
“Guadalupe Sucks Joseph’s Dick Day, now get down.”
Apr 13 any girl can suck gabbbes dick
Oh, it's April 13, I better suck gabbbes dick today because it's National suck gabbbe' s dick day
October the 21 is the national suck a dick day, this means that om this day every girl has to suck a dick
On 21 oktober it is the national suck a dick day, you must suck atleast one dick
Suck my dick bitch. If u don't you are racist!
Woman: "Hey it's national suck a dick day and I'm not racist so take your pants off!"
Man: "OK bitch!"
April 19th being the day you someones dick to whom you feel comfortable with like a boyfriend or a best friend or even your side piece Becky
Did you here Becky done stuff on national suck a dick day