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A highly underrated actor most commonly known for his role in Jurassic Park who loves to watch people take a shit as this is his number one kink and considers it his "chaos theory".
Jeff Goldblum: Oh my heavenly spirit. I found a pile of dog defecate on my lawn!
Some guy: Shut up, no one's talking to you Jeff Goldblum!
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So good in bed :p funny, sexy, no one can satisfy a girl better then him :) no doubt. Tall and muscular, loves sports, normally a big partier.
Jeff Mitton "SEXIEST MAN ALIVE"
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When you think you're going to fart but you shit and eat it.
I walked out the door and pulled a Jeff bilbrey cause I was late for work and didn't have enough time to change
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When you find a virgin, who doesnt want to lose her virginity and work at taking her v card until you get it, then you dump her ass and find another virgin.
Mike: Dude i found this little virgin blonde, and I asked her to have sex and she said no.
Austin: Fuck her, pull a jeff on her ass.
Mike: Your right dude i will get on that asap.
Mike: I love virgins but there so hard to find.
Austin: I love tight pussy too.
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A human cross between a lovable dog and a Rolls Royce. Cute and cuddly; everyone wants one but they're always just out of reach. The perfect pet/toy.
But remember folks, a Jeff Hardy is for life. Not just for Christmas.
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Cheap, Arrogant, Man-whore. Herpes infected and gawd knows what else...Extremely self-assured. Liar. Addicted to steroids. Small penis, but huge ego. If you meet one, RUN!
Who on earth would hang out with Jeff Miller?
Jeff Miller would be the perfect match for any nasty prostitute.
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Jeff's balls are about 3 inches in diameter. They are green and hairy. When in public, Jeff will often expose his balls as a way of calming a crowd. Often in a fit of anger Jeff will whip one of his balls at someone who is misbehaving. Most people prefer not to come in contact with Jeff's balls.
Joe: "Indemnity form blah blah blah, impeach blah blah blah..."
THWACK! (Joe hit by Jeff's balls)
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