shrek chan

The most sexiest anime character

Shrek Chan #1

Shrek-a-whore

The ugliest whore of the group. One of which you can only chase away with pitchforks and torches.

Tbone did you see that Shrek-a-whore. Gather the towns people so we can burn that bitch before she eats someone.

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shrek and donkey

a sexy mother fucker and a hot as fuck donkey

person 1:did you see shrek five it just came out
person 2:did you see the sexy mother fuckers shrek and donkey
person 1:he'll yea

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Shrek Feet

Used to describe an extremely disgusting foot with toe fungus.

Man: “Ya’ll see Vishnu the other day?”
Other Men: “Yeah, that fag had fuckin’ shrek feet!

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Shrek Wes

When you peel back all of shrek’s layers you’ll find, shrek wes.

Oh! Fuck! Shit! Bitch!
Young Shrek Wes and what are you doing in my swamp?! (ching-ching)

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shrek compultion

when donkey squeeze da little tiny shrek and says get shreked to the shrek, but a bigger shrek punches the internet causing the rule of three to happen and all garden gnomes go hide in barrels

"OOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHZZZZZZAZAZAZBUUUUUUURRPPPPPAAAAAAAA SHREK COMPULTION IS HAPPENING" said the little boy seeing donkey squeezing da tiny shrek

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shrek sexual

The specific sexual attraction to shrek alone. I am a very sexual shrek lover

"Guys i have something to tell you"

"what's up?"

"i'm a shrek sexual"

"Same bro let's go have intercourse with shrek"

"let's go bro"

"knarley dude"

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