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A deck builder is a man NEVER sought out by a mullet hole if he has achieved certain social status. Wanted to build a Non-holy shit deck for said mullet holes family, at certain age now with grandchildren. However, mullet holes are easily swept off feet and dislike family. Therefore a deck builder is most likely a man with a pornhub subscription. What a joy.
One day I want to never meet a deck builder wanna know why? Personally I think he ran my brother over in a football game. Damn deck builders I’m just not even going to go to church anymore either.
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The leaving of fecal matter on top of the tank of ones toilet. One level higher than the upper deck.
I just upper decked that toilet, i need to one up this. I guess it's time to sky deck.
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the act of a male splooging inside of a females anus and then she goes on to fart the man juices out of her anus onto an innocent bystanders face and then you and/or your partner slowly lick the cum off of the bystanders face.
Dude I totally poop decked Stacy and Kate last night!
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The act of masturbating with the aid of a woman's breasts.
Oh man, I can't believe he Upper Decked that girl...
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Where you do a standard Upper Decker (take a dump into the Upper toilet tank), BUT you have disconnected the chain beforehand so that some poor sap has to reach into your poop soup to even flush it.
That bitch pissed me off so bad, I got her back with a full upper decker deluxe so she'd have full shit hands after fixing it.
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Someone who is a forceful sodomist.
The gang banger in the corner is a Poop-deck pirate so stay away unless you like it!
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Taking a shit in the lobster tank at Red Lobster.
"The service, as usual, wasn't up to par at the local Red Lobster. To show my unapproval, with the manager and the hot jailbait hostess watching I decided to go deep sea decking on my way out. That'll show them not to serve me cold cheddar bay biscuits."