an involuntary erection.
It is quite embarassing to get horn colic on a train during the rush hour.
not to be confused with "gay porn" this word means um. idk.
example:
guy 1 "yo read this out"
guy 2 "gape horn"
guy 1 "HAHAHAHHAHAHAH"
refers to the gramophone-like shape of a plastic bag stuck into any vessel (bottles, cartoons or bowls etc.) to funnel or contain/include.
Jack II: In those good old days of wooden dinghies, no guys would hesitate when the nature called you. No cond-u-its, not even T-party kids in ports.
Jackie: But ladies should truely thank Prauda brains, who turned those stinky sailcloth buckets into fashionable wash&dry TOTO bags!
Rose: So, grandma horns wasn't grandma's idea, anyway...
The act of expelling popcorn out of one's anus through a brown vuvuzela during the special olympics. See poopoozela.
Rumor has it that the song "She Wolf" was conceived when Shakira was popcorn horned by Kimbo Slice.
(n, idiom) Two or more motorists honk their horns as long and loud as possible.
Jeremy Clarkson: Okay, fine. You want to have a horn race? Ready, steady...(HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNK) Now THAT'S a horn!
James May: And it got us thrown out.
The act of swallowing ones whole penis
That Gary is an A-one horn swallower!