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Devil’s lettuce

A recreational drug. Helps make life seem more relaxed.

Old man: Fucking hell, what’s that smell?
Old woman: Oh, the hippies next door are on the devil’s lettuce again!
Old man: Lucky bastards!

by raj13 January 12, 2023


Father Lettuce

Father Lettuce is the name of the man who fears no God

"Hey, have you seen Father Lettuce today?"
"Who tf-"

by RemyTheRat August 23, 2021


Limp lettuce

When you become limp during sex

I was only limp lettuces one

by Dxddy1234 November 20, 2019


Little lettuce leaf

The iconic phrase TikTok star, Evil Queen aka EQ used to describe Elphaba's new green gown from primark.

Elphaba: *Appears on TikTok live*
EQ: Hello my little lettuce leaf!

by FK2COOL July 30, 2023


Smile Lettuce

A type of weed that puts you in an especially good mood

Isaac let me smoke some of his smile lettuce yesterday and it made me have a very happy high

by Rose119 April 21, 2021


Lettuce Man

when your a extreme vegetarian, and all you do is eat vegetables, and shit broccoli as well.

It wont be the mushy broccoli with doo doo stuff, its a full clean, already harvest broccoli out of your anus.

hey man, you want a lettuce man on your face,or what. Because i want one.

by The master of bucket in water October 12, 2016


Soggy Lettuce

When a man finishes inside a female and the discharge drips down the lips of a female vagina.

Robert was out to lunch with Coleen, he smelled something strange and Coleen said, ‘I’m sorry about the smell I have soggy lettuce’.

by Nipple Knockers December 21, 2023