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While one person is taking a shit, he spreads his/her legs apart while on the toilet and allows another person sits on their lap and shits into the same toilet.
Dude, I had to shit so bad and Eric was already on the pot so we pulled a Portuguese Santa.
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It is nice north of wilshire south of wilshire it has gangbangers such as sm 17 and grave yard crip plyus v13 next to venice them combined is a surf ghetto completeley
HI IM GOING TO SANTA MONICA PEIR today
be careful
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Evil robot who terrorizes the citizens of New New York every X-mas Eve, because he judges everyone to be naughty. He throws grenades that look like X-mas tree ornaments and shot a TOW missile at Fry and Leela when he caught them under mistletoe. One time, he got frozen in the ice of Neptune due to the exhaust from the Planet Express ship melting the ice and it refroze. Bender then had to take his place that X-mas eve.
Amy: "You can't stay out on X-Mas eve, you'll be killed!"
Fry: "Say what?"
Farnsworth: "Good lord! he doesn't know about Santa Claus."
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A little town loacted in the middle of no where that has nothing to do. It does have a town called solvang in which many asians go to seek fun and excitement. In other words, this valley is the crap hole of America. There is nothing to do besides go cow tipping.
Santa Ynez has nothing to do in it.
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Someone adults made up and tell their children he delivers all the presents on Christmas Eve. He supposably lives in the North Pole with all his lil elves making toys and Mrs. Jessica Claus. Obviously he does not exist because the inpersonators you see at the mall and such would be arrested for identity theft. So what is the point of him? To give children something to believe in and spread Christmas spirit around. Becasue of him now people don't even know what Christmas really is all about and just want gifts. What does Santa Claus have to do with he birth of God?
He comes down the chimney, which isn't practical since he is apparently really fat.
Adult: Go to sleep early Cindy Lou Who, or Santa Clause won't come!
Cindy Lou Who: OK mommy/daddy, don't forget to leave out cookies and milk for Santa and carrots for his magical reindeer you told me about. I cant believe they can fly, pull his sleigh with his fat body and everybody on the nice list's presents and naughty lists coal!!!! Night night!
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Place on the western side of Los Angeles that tries way too hard to be cool, hip, in, etc. In reality, Santa Monica consists of yuppies and young professionals. Santa Monica's coolness is declining sharply as other areas in and around Los Angeles are becoming more hip.
Good luck trying to get parking in Santa Monica, beware of the urine smell that engulfes popular areas, watch out for trash on the beach, and give money to the droves homeless people.
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A verb that refers to pranking a friend by changing their background on an electronic device to a creepy looking santa.
The joke, however is that most people will assume the worst when they hear the term, so keep people out of the loop as long as possible in order to keep the joke alive.
Ted: Bro, I hear Roger just got texan santa'd.
Roger (overhearing): Woah, what does that mean?
Ted: Don't worry, you'll find out.
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