The Mexican Hat Shag

To perform sexual intercourse in time with the Mexican Hat Dance song and finish with the word olé.

So I did "The Mexican Hat Shag" last night it lasted 30 seconds and ended with olé she wasn't impressed.

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Stevie half shagged

When you have had sexual intercourse with someone, but they have done a poor/incomplete job

I hope i am never stevie half shagged

Pre Shag Wank

The strategy a man undertakes to avoid being ahead of schedule.

AKA, Tactical wank.

Ginger: Where the hell is Dave?
Jono: Heckfire... I dunno... His new lady's staying over later, I guess he's having a pre shag wank.
Ginger: That explains it.

shag tag

Vomiting on your partner after or during sexual intercourse

''how did last night go?''...reply:''not good..got shag tagged.

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Supreme Court Shag

The act of deep contemplation in which one, as the Chief Justice, has to make the executive decision as to whether or not he will assume intercourse with a questionable vagina.

Jack: "Hey Mike, did you settle your Supreme Court Shag?"
Mike: "Yes. Cock v. Cunt was indeed a difficult case, but I inevitably ruled the vagina unconstitutional."

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just shagged look

the messed up state of a girl's hair after intercourse.

Amy:Your hair looks awful
Jess:I know I've been upstairs with Dan
Amy:Aaah the just shagged look?

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sheep shagging bastard

Scottish slang - Aberdeen Football club fans

Enjoy having sexual relations with sheep. Dons fans are often found with velcro gloves for catching the sheep.

see Jimmy, he's a fuckin sheep shagging bastard.

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