Chuco Town Snail

When a girl, who is a bit of a prude, doesnt't want to get semen on her from a condom or the penis directly so, the male then says "Aye Aye" and proceeds to turn the condom inside out and slap her in the face resulting in a trail across her face that resembles that of a snail.

"Jose finished having sex with Ana and when she told him not to get any on her, he proceeded to give her the Chuco town snail."

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Walking my snail

Going on a walk or stroll with a mate.

John: What are you up to?

Cara: I’m walking my snail.

John: Oh, you’re out for your walk. Okay see you.

Snail Eye Syndrome

When a mans member is flaccid when he should be performing. And every time you go to touch it it shrinks.

"How was it last night with Tom? Not great he had snail eye syndrome at the beginning, but by the end I cured it."

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brown snail tracks

when a woman or man drags their anal opening down your tie, and leaves a brown track.

damn Dylan, you should have seen the brown snail tracks Sheila left on my tie the other day!!

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Pear-man-snail

One who spends their time promoting nightlife activities for days at a time in their habitat of a shell such as a front porch. They are extremely lethargic and leave their snail slime or messes behind in a trail, such as cigarette butts and expired food wrappers. They tend to take the shape of a ore-adolescent male body with a lazy eye and often slur their speech. The DNA make-up of this creature causes them to take upon a pear-shaped body. If one comes across this hybrid species in public, steer clear of their belligerent demeanor and excessive conversations.

Bob: who's that weird shaped lazy guy that is known all over Facebook and in the nightlife community?
Cindy: oh that's pear-man-snail!

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snail trail

In skateboarding, when your body is really sweaty and you fall and slide while going pretty fast, thus creating a trail of sweat. You can only see this happen at a skatepark or anywhere with slick ground.

He tried to carve the coping, bailed, and his body slid into the transition thus creating a huge snail trail.

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Mad Snail Disease

When a person is so dumb it frustrates those around him/her

wow that person isn't so smart he/she must have Mad Snail Disease

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