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It's expensive
I went to a starbucks store and saw the prices and i left.
Fine provider of bland sugar filled milkshakes served in sippy cups designed for the average Becky.
Becky: Lets get some Starbucks.
Chad: No becky. You just had a nap, its not time for your sippy cup yet. Lets get some Turkish coffee instead.
Where you go when you give up on life and have a hangover
Hey dude let go to starbucks I’m hungover
an overrated coffee place where the female white folk like to congregate. going inside a Starbucks is like getting flashbanged by the crazy amounts of white people in line to get their frappuccino or whatever the fuck they get.
heyyyyyyy amanda wanna go to starbucks
yaassssss queeennnn
me: shut the fuck up
They have good drinks, but the lines go on forever… it’ll take you 25 minutes just to get a cake pop and a Mocha Cookie Crumble.
Presley: ugh it took me 25 minutes to get this food!
Sarah: where’d you get it from?
Presley: Starbucks
Sarah: sucks for you
A place where white bitches go to hang out. You can usually spot people with messy buns and a latte. You can get coffee here. "Ok Maccks, here is the latte," the barista says. As you can see the name is misspelled. A StarBucks(er) can also be a typical white girl.
I went to StarBucks to get coffee.
Wow! She's a StarBuckser .
When you’re in and out in 24 seconds.
How was your date?
He was a fast Starbucks.