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A derivation from the expression "that's what she said" but used as a reference to porn movies that typically depict normal conversation followed by abrupt sex after some type of sly or cheesy comment.
May be abbreviated CTB on the internet (in forums, blogs, etc.)
Rick: This amusement park has been great.
Jane: Yeah! I've had so much on all the rides...and with you.
Bystander: Just cut to the boobs.
*abrupt sex scene in random bedroom*
Terry: You're really good at math.
Emily: That's not the only thing I'm good at.
Bystander: Seriously, just cut to the boobs.
*abrupt sex scene*
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When your lass lays her breast on your shoulder "boob parrot!"
Boobparrot me will ya, it's been a tough day. Oh yeah....boob parrot is the best...
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Breast implants that are so fake and cheap looking that they look like they came from Walmart.
Look at Jessica, she went to get plastic surgery so her boyfriend would stop watching porn, and now she has walmart boobs.
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The inevitably sad, visual and physical derangement, that the ravages of time and the relentless effect of gravity impart to the otherwise youthful, buxom, robust condition that is the female bosom.
Oh, ho-lee-shit!! I haven's seen that rack since college; back then it was worthy, full and fun...now the bitch just has a sad set of schloppy boobs! WTF, get some fuckin surgery or something...
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When a guy rubs his penis on and between a girls breasts then ejaculates on them
Chad : My dick's hard can you please comfort it?
Kiersten : Would you like some Boob Sex my breasts have been lonely as of late thanks to your wife?
Chad : Yes please your breast's are so amazing!
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when you accidently touch a females boob by accient by reaching for something in front of her.
Okay, uh-uh, no, I did not just graze your boob.
Oops boob graze
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When you forget to put your phone on lock before shoving it into your bra, your boobs will dial numbers every time you move them.
-My Phone Was Vibrating Throughout The Whole Math Class!
*Takes out phone from bra*
--Who Was Calling You?
-No One!I Was Boob Dialing The Whole Time!I Forgot To Lock It!
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