playing the trumpet

When you blow a guy like you blow a trumpet

Bandie# 1 where showing Sean your flute skills last night?
Bandie# 2 no, I was 'playing the trumpet'

for him.

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Trumpeter's Loft

n. A rather windy anal passage. Alternatively, a recess positioned above the Great Hall in Stirling Castle to allow the Trumpeter to play a fanfayre upon the guests arrival.

Oh Mr Darcy, I appear to have let one fly from my Trumpeter's Loft

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Piss Trumpet

a dope electronic synth for dubstep

yo did you hear that piss trumpet in that dubstep song?

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tight trumpet

When the lips touch the anus, and the recipient farts and the trumpet "player" blows out of their lips creating a trumpet noise.

Helen is the best tight trumpet player I've had, so good that I released my bowels...

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playing the trumpet

To make out profusely with another hardcore.

I played the trumpet with your mom all last night.

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Butt Trumpet

Hillary Clinton supporters, lately. All they can say is, "Butt Trumpet this or Butt Trumpet that!"

"Yeah, we know Hillary takes millions from oppressive totalitarian regimes in exchange for arms deals, but Trump is worse!" said the Butt Trumpet.

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rusty trumpet

When a chick eats a guys ass and jerks him off at the same time.

Aaron O gives rusty trumpets to all the guys.

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