Ur sister

Ur sister is ur moms daughter.

Me:Dad do I have a sister
Dad:Ye
Me:Who?
Dad:Ur sister

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Ur welks

An abbreviation of the words your welcome

Bethany:hey thanks jake
Jake:ur welks

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Ur D1CK

a small thing

is that Ur D1CK

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Ur brother ur lover

Nothing can stop this one.
You may use this in only the most dangerous moments to defeat the strongest enemies.

Kim : ur mom gay.
Dylan : no u.
Kim : ur grandpap a trap.
*Dylan starts sweating of fear*
Dylan : ur brother ur lover.
*The entire omniverse seizes to exist, all thats left is a spec of dust that starts big bang 2*

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ur mu

An insult used when a comeback is required. Abbrevation of 'Your mother'.

Person 1: "You smell"
Person 2: "Ur mu"

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Ur mum

You and ur mum and ur family will get chop up you dumb tranny faggot shit heads

Ur mums a fat slag and I will chop her up

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ur monkey

When, the infamous "Your Mom" just doesn't seem to fit...

Friend: So, where was your mom last night?
You: with your monkey!

Friend: What ya wanna do tonight...?
You: Ur Monkey

Mom: So, would you mind telling me where you were last night?
You: Doing ur monkey!

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