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a normal, boring person who gets up when the sun rises, leads a regular life, then goes to bed when the sun sets.
Man, I can't hang out with Jennifer anymore, she's become such an opposite vampire!
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When you feel your phone vibrate in your pocket, and when you reach for it the vibrations go away.
You: Spence, why are you squirming all over the place?
Spence: Its a case of Vampire Vibrations man....
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When you pop a woman's cherry and proceed to drink the blood. Also know as Pulling an Edward Cullen.
"Man, it was her first time last night and you didn't go vampire on her? What a wasted opportunity."
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when a girl with a thirst for blood-cum viciously attacks the erected penis and sucks out all the semenated blood, infecting the new carrier of the virus gona - sypha - herpe - scaby - genital - blood - a - TITUS
As adolf allernipples was sitting on the john, an infected vampire with the virus gona - sypha - herpe - scaby - genital - bloodATITUS attacked adolf's captain mickhead and gave him a vampire job
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A tampon; a device that sucks up blood from a woman's vagina.
I gotta replace my vagina vampire.
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A feeling you get at any point in time when you have a complete lack of motivation.
I fucking had the day off yesterday and wanted to work on my car, but I got bit by the motivational vampire and sat on the couch all day~!
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A crazy ruler of all the vampires
This vampire queen sucks blood