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When you feel your phone vibrate in your pocket, and when you reach for it the vibrations go away.
You: Spence, why are you squirming all over the place?
Spence: Its a case of Vampire Vibrations man....
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When you pop a woman's cherry and proceed to drink the blood. Also know as Pulling an Edward Cullen.
"Man, it was her first time last night and you didn't go vampire on her? What a wasted opportunity."
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when a girl with a thirst for blood-cum viciously attacks the erected penis and sucks out all the semenated blood, infecting the new carrier of the virus gona - sypha - herpe - scaby - genital - blood - a - TITUS
As adolf allernipples was sitting on the john, an infected vampire with the virus gona - sypha - herpe - scaby - genital - bloodATITUS attacked adolf's captain mickhead and gave him a vampire job
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A feeling you get at any point in time when you have a complete lack of motivation.
I fucking had the day off yesterday and wanted to work on my car, but I got bit by the motivational vampire and sat on the couch all day~!
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A tampon; a device that sucks up blood from a woman's vagina.
I gotta replace my vagina vampire.
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A crazy ruler of all the vampires
This vampire queen sucks blood
A group of tweens desperate to be vampires and find their bloodsucking partner. They dream of becoming immortal and beating the volturi, they may also dream of meeting the Cullens.
HEY HUN I AM A VAMPIRE WANNABE AND PROUD!