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Commonly compared to the slums of Chicago. The absolute last place to reside in Las Vegas.
When passing thru North Las Vegas be sure to lock your car doors
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the las vegas coctail is a combination of soma and vicodin. Usually a user takes it in a two to one ratio soma to vicodin. Some say the effects are similar to heroin when the dose is high enough.
Man I was in a soma coma las night after I took 5 somas and three norco pills. A serious Las Vegas Cocktail
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To eat a bologna sandwich out of a stripper's vagina.
Technically, the sandwich must be a bologna sandwich on wonder bread, with American cheese and mayo.
After losing nearly everything on the craps tables, Steve had just enough cash left in his pocket for one last Las Vegas Lunchbox at the old Crazy Horse, before hitting the road.
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The best fucking expansion team in the history of North American sports.
Man, the Vegas Golden Knights sure kicked the living shit out of the Winnipeg Jets last night!
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A pathetic indoor-dwelling being who watches DVDs that he has purchased 10+ times. He is a 18 year old Peruvian expatriot who now makes up for 55% of Taco Bells sales nationwide. He likes to grow out his little goatee to make himself to look older than 13. He is about 5'0" weighing in at a "Whoppering" 160 lbs. He enjoys consuming cheesy goods including but not limited to cheese, quesadillas, cheesy pancakes, cheeseburger, Crisco, cheesy cheesy, cheese in a can, etc. He recently claimed he would work out to prove to the world he wasnt a degenerate pocket of fat. However following his statement he he proceeded to roll around in a pile of donkey shit. Gio my amigo quit life!
A recent text message I sent to Giovanni Vega
"Your tits are mine nachito. You are fast for a cheese weasle.
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A highly recognized school located in Las Vegas focusing on a variety of arts and performing arts.
Also a school that says there's no drama but the majority of the students there are shady af and are fake and only like 1% of people there aren't fake. dance majors are stuck up and are the most shady and the popular kids think they're relevant when really they aren't. film majors should get more recognition and are the least shadiest majors you can find at lva.
Overall the school is good because it's an arts school and it's highly rated and most colleges prefer people that go to lva but the kids there suck ass. well most of them. for the people that aren't fake well you're cool and you're appreciated.
"oh you go to las vegas academy? that's amazing!"
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The Las Vegas waterfall is a sexual act in which a man urinates into a birthday hat. Then another person takes the urine and poors it down the man's back, while holding another birthday hat on his lower back in preperation to catch the remaining pee. As a result of this sexaul act, the man will climax. This act is called the "Las Vegas Waterfall" because prostitutes in Las Vegas have done this to an intoxicated man on his birthday.
Oh man, Bethanny did the Las Vegas waterfall to me. It was so hot, i came afterward.
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