Birthday Week

The blatantly wrong way of saying birth week. People actually mean birth week and don't realize it's incorrect. You wouldn't say birthday month or birthday year. Anyways, its people who want to feel special longer than a day, lasting several days up to a week.

Denise just said birthday week when that's grammatically incorrect. It's a birthday or birth week. Not both.

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bear week

Another word for the week where someone menstruates/begins the period bleed. It is called bear week because you often feel like an irritated grizzly bear that wants to be left alone.

Person A: Oh no, bear week just started.

Person B: Good thing you brought tampons with you!

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Shark week

The term referring to "that time of the month" (her period.) This term is derived due to the fact it feels as if Jaws is down under and fucking things up worse then thunder ever could. Thunder down under

"Man what's my women's problem?!"
"Dude it is obviously shark week"

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shark week

a shark's brain looks like a vagina hence, a girl's monthly period is called Shark WEEK

Shark week this week. Crap :(

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Freak of the Week

someone who is weird looking, or acts weird, or both

Jim Carrey is a Freak of the Week

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Shark Week

If you have a girl who gives blowjobs with a lot of teeth involved, it's that time of the month where blowjobs are all you get because she's on her period.

"Johnny said he's been chewed to pieces by Sally - I guess it must be Shark Week again"

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Week Zero

The week at school or work where you act like you don't know any motherfucker in that b***h.

Real nigga: "Man yall fake as hell. I'm goin back to Week Zero and pretend that I never even met any of yall!"

Fake Bitch: "Dat nigga don't fuck wit me no mo cuz i didn't pay him back dat money so i said fuck him i'm on my Week 0 shit now!" - Posted on January 31, 2011 at 2:25 PM via Mobile Web

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