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a big object that is as big as 2.5 whales, 5 suns, and 3.597 piles of earth
And is your mother
this is commonly used as an insult
a man: Wow that thing is big as Ur Mom wooow!
The other Man: Wow I hate you stop
later
A Man was slain by The other Man.
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Well, Stifflers mom.(from American Pie)
Finch boned Stifflers mom.
milf boy 1-"Hey dude, your'e the guy who boned Stifflers mom."
milf boy 2-"Dude if i didn't need to pee so bad i'd shake your hand."
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Large breasts on a MILF.
-Big juggs on an older female.
Dude, check out the Mom Bombs on that chick.
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Beasts from hell. They will try to censor anything. Responsible for Columbine and Sadamm ever being the dictator of Iraq. Drive large things known as minivans, which are usually larger than normal vans. Take their kids to soccer games and cheer them on all the time, even when their kid sucks more balls than a 3 cent chinese whore. Their minivans are sized between that of an M2A3 Bradley and M1A2 Abrams Main Battle Tank.
Sergeant Ha was in his M2A3 when he saw a soccer mom who was late for getting to see her kid's soccer game rushing towards his tank. He quickly fired off a missile, destroying the monstrosity and her personnel carrier. What's that? What about her family? No problems, just fire a missile or 654 at their house.
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A woman who refuses to believe that anything that is not white christian middle-upper class is evil. Political correctness and purification of youth is the prime goal of this group. These "dress and act like we are 20 even though we all know we are double that age" sufferers are often found destroying the sacred enviornment in their oversized SUV's driving in an unsafe fashion, often times with cell phones in one hand and a Starbucks coffee in the other.
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A rave mom is someone who takes care of all her little rave babies (aka her squad). She makes sure everyone is having fun, has a place to sleep, gets their water intake, isn’t trippin too hard or getting too intoxicated.
She took care of all of us while we were trippin balls, idk what we would have done without her, she’s the best rave mom.
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When a driver involuntarily moves their arm in front of the passenger when slamming on the breaks. Occasionally faked by men to feel a woman's chest.
Some drunk slut cut me off so bad last week I can't seem to shake the mom relex.
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