A deviant sex act in which one shaves the head of his/her partner, then takes a shit on the partner's head. "Spalding" refers to the ball manufacturer of the same name, hence the bald head.
Also known as a hot fudge sundae.
Tom: So did you give her an Alabama hot pocket?
Shaun: Nah, we wanted to try something new, so I gave her a brown spalding.
gurimu schoe's best friend and life partner. likes to wear water shoes, while drinking water dew, taking a water poo. the wart is due
"dominic browned" (past tense)
Person A: Did you see him? He saved the world!
Person B: He's just like Gordon Brown.
When you wipe your ass and a finger pokes through the paper. From the cassock worn by bishops
Damn, I really gotta wash, I got a brown bishop.
After you blow your load on a chicks face, you shit on her stomach. Then you stand up over her and salute.
Did Ian seriously general brown that chick last night?
When an impromptu fisting of a co-worker over lunch break turns messy after the fister fails to roll up the cuff and sleeve of their dress shirt before performing this highly pleasurable act.
Hi Joe. What happened to your shirt? Spill hot chocolate?
No. I fisted Betty in accounting at lunch time today. We were running short on time and I forgot to roll up my sleeve.
Nasty. Ya got brown cuffed brooohhhh.
Once I start wet-poofin’, next thing you know I’ll be bubblin’ brown.