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Said to someone when they used to provide very helpful things, but no longer do
You used to give me great things, but -
What have you done for me lately?
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When something is so unbelievable that the phrase "are you shitting me?" is not enough. It demonstrates that the action taking place, or the event being described is so monstrously horrific that it literally feels like someone is taking a massive shit inside of your chest. Basically, the worst feeling ever is happening, and at this point you're questioning why the fuck.
Douche: LOL I TOTALLY RAPED THIS CHILD WITH A PITCHFORK OF AIDS
Person: ...are you shitting inside of me?
Douche: ...No? But I could be.
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- you're not my bf so i have no right to be jealous....
- but we're friend with benefits so you have stake in me!
When a manchild gets heavily offended by a 9-year-old's comment. Most famously coined by the Twitch streamer "Ninja" when he took the bait of a little kid in-game.
Ninja shoots 9-year-old
9-year-old: "aw fuck u faggot"
Ninja: "THE FUCK YOU SAY TO ME YOU LITTLE SHIT?"
9-year-old: "HA U RAGE XD"
Ninja: "FUCJKCJXGVIOKFDJGOIKDSMGFKL;SDMFLS"
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You were not with me when i was by myself so dont try to come with now
Some girl: hey its nice to see you can you loan me $5
Troy: what?!! Bitch you wasnt with me shootin in the gym
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“so whenever you ask me again how i feel please remember my answer is you” TRY AGAIN by JAEHYUN and D.ear. This song is about love and this part is basically a way to say that they feel warm or comfort when they’re around “you” and that’s why when it says “you” at the end it’s bc you make them happy and “you” are what comes to their mind
“swyamahifprmaiy” (so whenever you ask me again how i feel please remember my answer is you)
:)
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Ninja when he is called a fagot by a kid on h1z1 and goes all out
Kid: aw fuck you fagot
Ninja: THE FUCK YOU SAY TO ME YOU LITTLE SHIT
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