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somthing said following an idiotic comment.
someone says somthing stupid...
"you win a brand new back hand"
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When you tell a nigga you gone peel his muffin cap back blue, that means his pussy stank!
I had to get that nigga some douche cuz his muffin cap back blue.
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nice way to let someone know to never speak to you again
Man: "So let me get this straight, you have 3 kids and don't have a car or a job?"
Woman: "Yes."
Man: "Can I call you right back?"
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Phrase that is often used by someone right after they fart.
"That was just some asshole talking behind my back!",Jane said softly after she let out a big fart.
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A country person with a fucked up grill/ teeth who can't find sex anywhere else but with his/her cousin and they make a bad habit of it to the point sometimes of having kids together.
Guy1- Man Ricky's parents look just alike.
Guy2- Thats because they are cousins.
Guy1- So he has that webbed foot because they are a couple of Back wood gapped tooth cousin fuckers
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Really means bring her back no later than 10:30.
Overprotective Father: Let me remind you that it's MY daughter you're dating. You'd better have her back home by 11:00, or so help me, you WILL marry her!
Boyfriend: 10:30. Got it.
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