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Receiving a handjob outside of your pants while you eat ice cream.
Today i got a "cream job" from the mail man.
1. something you need to get a job, but you cant get until you have a job.
how do i get job experience?
When you're a dark alleyway in the Brazilian province of Buenos Aires, and a homeless man offers a service to you 10 Brazilian reals
Male 1: Dude! This guy just gave me a "Brazilian Butt Job" for just ten reals!
Male 2: Bro... where?
Ejaculating into a bowl of clam chowder.
It was his first time doing The Boston Job so his fingers got all clammy.
The act of having sexual intercourse with an African American woman whom is covered in bushes baked beans, while sitting in a reclining chair, while there is complete silence, with a candle to your left, as cars 2 is playing in the background and , whispering softly to you “this nigga eatin beans”.
Damn dude shaqesha just gave me a bean job so good I never wanted to get up