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Every day of the week has a name. Monday is Blue Monday. Wednesday is Hump Day. Thursday is F.I.S.T. Day (fuck, it's still Thursday). Friday is TGIF or POETS Day (Piss off early, tomorrow is Saturday (Australian)). Tuesday is when the consequences of Mondays activities come home to roost - slightly delayed Karma. Typically, things go Tits-up on Tuesdays.
It's just another Tits-up Tuesday. I will fix it by COB on Hump Day with a bit of luck.
The act of putting your foot between a woman’s breasts and juggling the breasts to excite a response.
Me and the missus started off the other night in bed with flap a tit.
A chick with boobs so off proportion that one of them seems to be a completely different size and height. Example one tit is of a 21 year old perky 34c and the other is of a 55 year old 38dd. Lop tit.
I think we can tell which tit was the favorite of this woman's kid. She's got one tit a c cup at eye level and one tit a d cup at belly button level. Lady has the definition of lop tits.
1) Fantastic. Awe inspiring. Exciting.
This party is tits on fire!
Fart rowdy!! That roller coaster was tits on fire!
A Style of beat making that incorporates experimental digital & analog drums , sequencing in 4,8, 16 bar loops . However, having a offbeat bounce that causes the listener to bounce & jig with their chest & shoulders. This style was created by Tito E. Orjih .
This is also a urban dance that can be seen watching Tito groove to the beat .
Bro 1: Yo bro , what style of music is this ?
Bro 2: Broooo it’s “Tit Bounce”
Getting the best of two worlds.
Canada, as a common wealth of France and England, is sucking the tit of two mothers.