when you’re downing the funny juice.
jeff had so much googooch water last night
This term is used to define the water you get from the water cooler or other expensive bottled water.
"Don't use the groovy water for the coffee pot."
When you piss, shit, and nut in some sort of container
Yo I made an atomic water bottle last night.
a mix between a dog and a deer that usually has vampire fangs and kinda looks retarded
mike:kyle why do you look so much like a water deer
kyle:...
When the division and "hate" between two political figures, parties, countries, etc. is predominantly fabricated, and both parties/figures are on much better terms with each other than what they portray, all to benefit their own personal interests.
"Dude, did you see the picture of the Clinton's with Trump at his wedding? I thought they hated each other!"
"Bro, their hatred for each other is just some watering hole politic."
Water(ing) hole politics came to me in a fever dream. Derives from how animals were thought to put aside their prey/predator interactions when at a watering hole. This turned out to be a myth, just like how even the friendly banter of two political opponents which supposedly hate each other behind the scenes is likely fake too, as both candidates are acting nice to each other behind curtains for their own personal gain, and likely don't even like each other.
A person who completely fails at playing musical instruments they touch. They are usually Band Kids, Choir Kids, or Drama Club Kids
Person A: Fails at playing guitar
Person B: Wow, he’s like a Brit in the Water